New Video: Ping Pong in a Moving Van

At long last we bring you another stupid thing to do in a moving car, or a van at least. We put a glass coffee table inside a rented Dodge Caravan and let loose our balls of fury. Big thanks to Reid and Joe for driving and filming and a special nod to Avis and [...]

MDI #4 Tear away underwear

Sex has made so many technologic advances over the last decade. Inventing things from Viagra to Vagina flavored Bolognese; the technology seems to be endless.  Although these inventions have helped to liberate people’s sexuality, sexventors have failed to cure one of the most awkward scenarios that arise in bed, taking your clothes off. How many [...]

MDI #3 The Banjo Belt Buckle

Day 3 in your training of coming up with Million Dollar Ideas, we are going to discuss combing two different concepts and making them one. Combing two things is not a new concept, yet it’s popularity speaks for itself. Look at all the popular items that were once two separate items then became one, the [...]

MDI #2 The spooning bed

Like most children born in the south, you can trace the beginnings of this Million Dollar Idea to something that happened at an Applebee’s. Everyone loves to spoon in bed. Weather it’s your boyfriend, or girlfriend or some random person you thought was good looking at the bar the night before; spooning is for everyone. [...]

Getting boo’s just to get a laugh

I thought I’d share a theory on my favourite joke structure: intentionally getting a boo and turning it around. I’ll give a few examples that make me laugh every time I think of them.
The first thing you need is a topic that can offend people but isn’t too awful: the first example involves sexism. When [...]

Choose your own adventure movies

I don’t want to brag, but I have a gift for inventing things. Unlike my comedy skills counterpart, I don’t actually like to make things. I am more of an idea man. I like to come up with ideas for inventions and try and get other people to make it and take my cut. My [...]

The Art of the Performance Interview

I’m a big fan of Tracy Morgan. Not so much for his work on 30 Rock, though it’s pretty good, nor for his sketches at Saturday Night Live, what I love are his talk show appearances. He’s pretty good on late night shows but his star really shines on morning shows. Here’s a great introduction [...]

Watch what you say

You got to watch what you say about people because you never know when the person you are talking about is going to be standing right there. Once, I was sitting at a café and someone called me. I looked at the phone and said to the people at the table, “There is no way [...]

Seeing the Rolling Stones on a REALLY tight budget

Back in the day my friends and I paid many visits to Vancouver for fun and shenanigans. During one trip we got a hot tip that because a second Rolling Stones concert had been added to the original one that night, scalpers might be forced to sell tickets to the show at a big discount. [...]

Jamie Lee Curtis can’t improv

Often times I perform at events where my performance is scheduled right after a celebrity. I don’t know why I would ever following someone famous, but you would be surprised on how often it happens.  It usually goes like this, “Thanks for those moving words Mr. Mandela. You are truly an inspiration to the world, [...]