Due to a high volume of requests, the Comedy Skills team is making their services available to you. For a limited time, you can hire the CS crew to write you a hilarious, original, personalized outgoing message. Utilizing information gathered by our research team; from the Internet, we at comedy skills compile and provide you with the witty greeting you have been missing.

 Today, callers continue to grow more and more frustrated when they reach your machine. Not if you have the comedy skills custom message. Have your friends laugh every time you silence their calls. Lighten any mood with a fun greeting. In a time filled with an increasing amount of non-personal automated greetings, listen as your humorous and creative message brings cheer to your caller’s lives.  For the low low price of $25 you can have the coolest greeting around. Be the most popular non-answer today. Your friends won’t even be calling to talk to you anymore, instead just calling to laugh endlessly at your funny message.

Laughter is contagious and for only $25 you can start to infect. And, if you call today, the comedy skills team will even record the message for you, giving your callers the false sense that you actually know celebrities. 

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