Due to a high volume of requests, the Comedy Skills team is making their services available to you. For a limited time, you can hire the CS crew to write you a hilarious, original, personalized outgoing message. Utilizing information gathered by our research team; from the Internet, we at comedy skills compile and provide you [...]

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I am happy to bring to you another Million Dollar Idea. I have been getting such great responses to these posts, that I have actually thought about thinking about patenting my MDI’s.  If one of these ideas ever hits, the first thing I am going to buy is a car that run’s on unicorn blood [...]

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I’ve just finished running 13 kilometers (8 or 9 miles I think) and it reminds me of a joke I wrote:
Pain is the way your body tells you that something is bad - well then how come exercise hurts so much?
I know it’s not that funny but it’s fucking true. Incredibly, the part that currently [...]

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I am sort of a slang connoisseur. I am a student of the slang world. I love making up my own words and seeing other people use them also.
There are a lot of ways to go about making up your own slang. One popular way is to combine two words to make one. Some of [...]

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I am in full support of someone who changes his or her name (legally.) There are plenty of reasons why you might want to change it. Religious reasons, you are wanted by the KGB, a sex change, or your parents are rich pseudo-intellectual antidisestablishmentarians and named you something ridiculous like Ranthanon, are all acceptable reasons [...]

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At long last we bring you another stupid thing to do in a moving car, or a van at least. We put a glass coffee table inside a rented Dodge Caravan and let loose our balls of fury. Big thanks to Reid and Joe for driving and filming and a special nod to Avis and [...]

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Sex has made so many technologic advances over the last decade. Inventing things from Viagra to Vagina flavored Bolognese; the technology seems to be endless.  Although these inventions have helped to liberate people’s sexuality, sexventors have failed to cure one of the most awkward scenarios that arise in bed, taking your clothes off. How many [...]

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