In theory, parrots rock! When you think of parrots, you think of them as cool pets. For me, I dream about all the cool tricks I could teach them. If I had a parrot, I would teach it amazing card tricks and cool phrases like, “Oh baby, come and pet me” or “liquor before beer [...]

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I was in Guatemala and wanted to get ladies night prices on drinks so I wore a dress.

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We’ve got a new video up and it involves driving and whipping innocent objects. Watch as Louie Foxx displays his skills in a way the Department of Motor Vehicles never intended.

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It’s known amongst my friends, I tend to bet on virtually anything. I don’t know why I do it, it just seems like the best way to solve disagreements if even the most mundane. I once lost $50 on one game of Rock Paper Scissors. Another time, I bet $5 that my blood pressure was higher [...]

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These are two people that I can’t possibly tell apart. One of them is Amy Adams and the other is Isla Fisher. Both are two prominent actresses and to make it even more confusing one of them starred in a movie with Sacha Baron Cohen and the other is engaged to him. Confusing these two [...]

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Prior to being a performer I spent 6 years getting a mechanical engineering degree. It was quite emotionally stifling and a group of like-minded friends and myself made a great effort to find ways to make it bearable. One of those was playing pranks on the rival civil engineers. We pulled off a number of [...]

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My brother Andrew has lived in Cuba for over ten years and I’ve gone to visit him a number of times. The last time I went along with my other brother Jason, his wonderful girlfriend and my sweet little mother. One evening in Havana, after a plentiful and late dinner, we three boys let the [...]

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