Archive for the ‘Aaron's Posts’ Category

Canceled TV Shows

What brought this post to mind was watching a fantastic episode of Dog Bites Man. It’s a canceled TV comedy from 2006 starring several people - one of them being a star of the new movie The Hangover: Zach Galifianakis (I still spell his name wrong from memory). It reminds me of how many great [...]

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Why does it have to hurt so much?

I’ve just finished running 13 kilometers (8 or 9 miles I think) and it reminds me of a joke I wrote:
Pain is the way your body tells you that something is bad - well then how come exercise hurts so much?
I know it’s not that funny but it’s fucking true. Incredibly, the part that currently [...]

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Getting boo’s just to get a laugh

I thought I’d share a theory on my favourite joke structure: intentionally getting a boo and turning it around. I’ll give a few examples that make me laugh every time I think of them.
The first thing you need is a topic that can offend people but isn’t too awful: the first example involves sexism. When [...]

The Art of the Performance Interview

I’m a big fan of Tracy Morgan. Not so much for his work on 30 Rock, though it’s pretty good, nor for his sketches at Saturday Night Live, what I love are his talk show appearances. He’s pretty good on late night shows but his star really shines on morning shows. Here’s a great introduction [...]

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Seeing the Rolling Stones on a REALLY tight budget

Back in the day my friends and I paid many visits to Vancouver for fun and shenanigans. During one trip we got a hot tip that because a second Rolling Stones concert had been added to the original one that night, scalpers might be forced to sell tickets to the show at a big discount. [...]

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A busy week for comedyskills.com

I’m writing this post using my favourite inspirational music - the album Paranoid by Black Sabbath. I remember in my psychology degree getting days that I didn’t have much music that I could listen to while writing. Then I put on Paranoid for some reason and the magic happened - it just made me want [...]

I like Meta-Comedy

Yes, the term ‘meta’ is thrown about quite a bit these days but it’s the only way I’ve heard this kind of comedy described. To me it refers to a style of comedy that’s not so much funny in isolation but when given context and understanding of the medium it becomes funny. Not everyone seems [...]

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Crossing the Border - Episode I

I’m a professional juggler and in general a law-abiding citizen. I’ve noticed that border guards aren’t terribly interested in the latter statement if the former is true.
One weekend a while back my friend and I decided to go to the US and do a little camping. I wasn’t to wealthy at the time so we [...]

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Kiss Nesting Dolls

So I was backpacking through Europe a few years ago, like the kids do, and found that one of the more popular souvenirs on offer were Russian Nesting Dolls. I’m not one for knick-knacks so I certainly wasn’t buying any…but then one night I saw in a shop window a set of dolls painted with [...]

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Tantastically punny names of tanning salons

At the risk of sounding like a hack 90’s comic, what’s the DEAL with the names of tanning salons? Is there some magical relationship between punniness and a desire for orange skin?
I should state at the outset that all of the following names are real. I spent an embarrassing amount of time scouring the internet [...]

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