I am sure you have all heard the famous saying, “A bed divided against itself cannot stand.” Oftentimes bedrooms are divided by what seems to be a simple plight, but is actually a spreading disease. The disease is called blanket hogging. Although you might have never heard of it, this homewrecker exists in 1 in [...]

I guess the man in the mirror was the grim reaper. It was a surreal moment when I turned on the television and listened to reports that Michael Jackson was in a coma. I sat on the edge of my seat, watching; as his life was dangling in front of me like a baby from [...]

What brought this post to mind was watching a fantastic episode of Dog Bites Man. It’s a canceled TV comedy from 2006 starring several people - one of them being a star of the new movie The Hangover: Zach Galifianakis (I still spell his name wrong from memory). It reminds me of how many great [...]

Planning your next vacation can be hard. With so many places to see in the world, and such little time, it can be stressful to try and make the best decision. If you haven’t already considered cruising as an option for your next furlough, let me tell you some of the benefits of a cruise [...]

A lot of times missing a flight is completely out of one’s control. It is out of your power if your connecting flight was late, the people on the moving sidewalk were standing in your way, or the person in front of you happens to be the color that the terrorist alert was set to. [...]

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I am happy to bring to you another Million Dollar Idea. I have been getting such great responses to these posts, that I have actually thought about thinking about patenting my MDI’s.  If one of these ideas ever hits, the first thing I am going to buy is a car that run’s on unicorn blood [...]

I’ve just finished running 13 kilometers (8 or 9 miles I think) and it reminds me of a joke I wrote:
Pain is the way your body tells you that something is bad - well then how come exercise hurts so much?
I know it’s not that funny but it’s fucking true. Incredibly, the part that currently [...]

I am sort of a slang connoisseur. I am a student of the slang world. I love making up my own words and seeing other people use them also.
There are a lot of ways to go about making up your own slang. One popular way is to combine two words to make one. Some of [...]

I am in full support of someone who changes his or her name (legally.) There are plenty of reasons why you might want to change it. Religious reasons, you are wanted by the KGB, a sex change, or your parents are rich pseudo-intellectual antidisestablishmentarians and named you something ridiculous like Ranthanon, are all acceptable reasons [...]